And why am I in this handbasket?
Okay, maybe I'm not going there. Apparently I'm going to bad gardener's heaven, where these come up in your vegetable garden bed:
And these beauties come back, even after you've rototilled them away:
And the weeds in your lawn look like this:
And you have trees, the names of which you can't remember (edit - Japanese magnolia, or tulip tree), but they look like this just before they burst into bloom: