The Large Hadron Collider :
... will be switched on this Wednesday.
Will it be the answer to particle physicist's dreams?
Will it bring forth the destruction of the world?
Here's a little something to be jammin' with at your LHC par-tay!
The Large Hadron Rap:
What? You're not having an LHC par-tay? Shame on you! It might be your last chance - for any kind of par-tay...